A wild Ringo Starr appears
So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
Do you ever have suCH A GOOD FAN FICTION IDEA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING WRITE IT BECAUSE THIS IDEA IS SO GOOD IT DESERVES AT LEAST 65,293 WORDS AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T GIVE IT THAT.
…”And more importantly, is he single?”
Steve and Natasha in unison: "NO."
Sam looks like he’s having a religious experience.
How I Met Your Maria Hill.
i hate when people take unexpected pictures of me
- Baby: l-ll-l-o l-
- Dad: Love! Are you trying to say love :)???!!!
- Baby: Long ago the four nations lived in harmony then, everything changed when the fire nation attacked